When, Where, who

The Eye of the Storm takes place at a beautiful retreat centre on Lanzarote.

Arrival: Saturday 17th June, late afternoon
Retreat: Sunday 18th - Monday 26th June
Departure: Tuesday 27th June, mid-morning

Learn more about the venue and Lanzarote here.

The Eye of the Storm is open to six couples or triads of any gender and orientation. (Find out more about who's eligible to attend here.) This is to ensure that you get a great deal of personal tuition and support throughout the retreat.  

How much

The Eye of the Storm is priced as follows.

  For the retreat Food and accommodation *
For a couple Earlybird: £2250
Regular: £2650
For a triad Earlybird: £2950
Regular: £3450


The Earlybird rate is available until Friday 17th March 2017.

Please see below for more info about the booking process and cancellation terms.

* A note about the pricing: the retreat is priced in GBP and the food & accommodation are priced in Euros. We've done it this way because the exchange rates are fluctuating a lot at the moment - sorry for the slight complication this creates.

What's included

Your participation fee includes:

  • transfer from the airport to the retreat centre at the start
  • your accommodation in a villa, cottage or private room with ensuite bathroom 
  • wholesome tasty meals throughout the retreat (from dinner on Sat 17th through breakfast on Tues 27th) *
  • 8 days learning and experiencing the delights of kinky intimacy
  • a day off to explore Lanzarote or chill out
  • a private bodywork session (as a couple) with Marti
  • a private coaching session (as a couple) with Faerie
  • your Kinky Kit Bag, a beautiful set of toys for you to take home and enjoy
  • transfer from the retreat centre to the airport at the end

A couple of things are not included in the price:

  • flights to Lanzarote
  • alcoholic beverages 

Due to the nature of this work we prefer that you don’t drink alcohol while we are practicing. However if you want to have a beer or a glass of wine in the evening, after we’re finished, that is welcomed. 

* We cater for a wide range of diets, including vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free and so on. We will contact you a few weeks before the retreat for more information about your dietary needs and preferences.


We're delighted that you'd like to book your places for The Eye of the Storm. This is how it goes from here:

  1. You complete the short application form together
  2. We get in touch with you to arrange a chat over Skype or on the phone - this is a chance for us to find out more about you and vice versa before confirming your places
  3. Once your places are confirmed, you pay a 50% deposit
  4. The 50% balance is due a month before the retreat takes place

The short meeting we have before you confirm your places is a very important stage in the process. It's important for us because we need to ensure that we can support you fully during this exquisite nine-day process. It's important for you because you need to feel clear about what you're signing up for and confident in us as your guides.

The best way to think about it is as a friendly chance to check each other out before making a final commitment. It's a two-way thing, not an interview!

We very much hope that you won't need to cancel your place once you've booked it. However we understand that life happens and sometimes plans need to change.

If you cancel by the 30th April (6 weeks before the retreat), you'll receive your deposit back minus a £100 cancellation fee.

If you cancel after the 1st May, you won't receive your deposit back.